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Things People Say that they Think You’ve Never Heard Before

Here are some things you’ve probably heard a very smug and annoying person say, while thinking they are very special and unique for saying it. "I honestly looove not having wifi. Technology sucks." "Bernie WOULD have beat Trump. No question."... Continue Reading →

I mean, it has 'B-S' in the name!

Weekly Headlines 4/28

"Percocet, Molly, Percocet": No, I'm not Singing the Lyrics to "Mask Off," I'm Trying to Tell Someone I Need Help Stuck in the Past: Girl Can't Stop Writing "2016" on all her Assignment Dates And Telling Everyone About it We Went... Continue Reading →

Things I do to Pretend the World’s Not Ending

Some tips and tricks to distract you for the next 4(to 8) years! Eat a banana, peel and everything. The texture will confuse you, and you'll begin to realize that peeling a banana is a lot like deskinning a human. It's... Continue Reading →

Running into Acquaintances

"Oh heeeey! I didn't even recognize you!" “Oh, yeah maybe cuz I have diabetes now.”   “Maura? Oh my god, SO weird to see you on the subway.” “Yeah...I...ride it sometimes.” “What?” “I said I ride it.”   “We should... Continue Reading →

NYU Tonight’s This Week Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0VloL7dIo

First Day of Class Introductions

Freshman: "Hi I'm Alisha, with an 's' btw. I'm studying neoliberal cultural theory in post-colonial sub-Saharan Africa, with a concentration in social entrepreneurship in 21st century VR goat fucking. And yes I know that it's day one of college but... Continue Reading →

Acahella Night

https://youtu.be/7R1sW65MVMc

5 Gluten-free Love Potions Sure to Make Your Man Love You, Dead or Alive!

Wheat-less alternatives to all your favorite romance-inducing concoctions! By: Stephanie D’Agostini Repeatedly find ways at brunch to bring up how much of a “boys’ girl” you are. No need to explain what this means, but extra points for mentioning you... Continue Reading →

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