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Things I do to Pretend the World’s Not Ending

Some tips and tricks to distract you for the next 4(to 8) years! Eat a banana, peel and everything. The texture will confuse you, and you'll begin to realize that peeling a banana is a lot like deskinning a human. It's... Continue Reading →

Running into Acquaintances

"Oh heeeey! I didn't even recognize you!" “Oh, yeah maybe cuz I have diabetes now.”   “Maura? Oh my god, SO weird to see you on the subway.” “Yeah...I...ride it sometimes.” “What?” “I said I ride it.”   “We should... Continue Reading →

NYU Tonight’s This Week Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0VloL7dIo

First Day of Class Introductions

Freshman: "Hi I'm Alisha, with an 's' btw. I'm studying neoliberal cultural theory in post-colonial sub-Saharan Africa, with a concentration in social entrepreneurship in 21st century VR goat fucking. And yes I know that it's day one of college but... Continue Reading →

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