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Weekly Headlines 4/28

"Percocet, Molly, Percocet": No, I'm not Singing the Lyrics to "Mask Off," I'm Trying to Tell Someone I Need Help Stuck in the Past: Girl Can't Stop Writing "2016" on all her Assignment Dates And Telling Everyone About it We Went... Continue Reading →

Weekly Headlines 4/24

The Bottom Line is Everything's Bad!

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Bad and Newsie

Weekly Headlines 3/21

Recipes for “Eating Your Feelings” When You Have None Understanding Trump's Administration: Caucus or Carcass? We're all Dead Inside. Wine and Cheese Pairings For Recovering Alcoholics That Are Also Dairy Free Braces that Shoot Venom: The Answer to Men Telling... Continue Reading →

Things I do to Pretend the World’s Not Ending

Some tips and tricks to distract you for the next 4(to 8) years! Eat a banana, peel and everything. The texture will confuse you, and you'll begin to realize that peeling a banana is a lot like deskinning a human. It's... Continue Reading →

Running into Acquaintances

"Oh heeeey! I didn't even recognize you!" “Oh, yeah maybe cuz I have diabetes now.”   “Maura? Oh my god, SO weird to see you on the subway.” “Yeah...I...ride it sometimes.” “What?” “I said I ride it.”   “We should... Continue Reading →

NYU Tonight’s This Week Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0VloL7dIo

First Day of Class Introductions

Freshman: "Hi I'm Alisha, with an 's' btw. I'm studying neoliberal cultural theory in post-colonial sub-Saharan Africa, with a concentration in social entrepreneurship in 21st century VR goat fucking. And yes I know that it's day one of college but... Continue Reading →

Acahella Night

https://youtu.be/7R1sW65MVMc

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